When Flamingos Attack

If you find this note delivered by a wild flock of pink flamingos, you will know what to do!

Congratulations!! You have been attacked by the flamingos of the E.Y.E. 2008 Rhode Island Delegation. We are a group of teenagers from the Episcopal Diocese of Rhode Island. We are raising money to help pay for our trip to the 2008 Episcopal Youth Event in San Antonio, Texas this July. “The Episcopal Youth Event (E.Y.E.) is a gathering of high school aged youth and their advocates from throughout the Episcopal Church to inspire and empower youth as Christian apostles.” To find out more visit the website www.eye2008.org. To help us in our fund-raising effort, these flamingos are migrating to different churches in the diocese. 

• For $20 we will liberate the flamingos (tips are welcome)
• For another $20 we will allow you to determine where the flamingos go next
• For another $10 you can buy insurance to be sure the flamingos don’t   return
• For another $20 we will remove them within 24 hours. 

The details for who to contact will be included with the note delivered by the flamingos.